May 2013
12 posts
Nothing says “You better recover from the shock of that car crash fast” like having to drive your brother’s [comparatively] huge pickup truck.
Being home is nice, and I'm honestly having a good...
I just saw a huge cockroach crawl across my room, and I don’t know where it went.
I had to remake my bed because I had a pillow which was 95 percent covered in a few layers of cat hair.
I don’t have a bedside lamp or clock.
My room is stuffier than my one in Athens, which I didn’t even know was possible.
And my family keeps a big vent fan running through the night, so...
Just panicked, thinking my Frederick's order was...
Thankfully, it was just taking a pit stop in Duluth.
Phew.
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I’m sorry, but since when does “I’ll come to bed in a minute” mean “I’m going to drunkenly play Halo with Trevor for half an hour…and counting” ??
When I do bad in civil war, I kind of hate myself.
Especially because Jennifer won a game after her teammates got out.
Derek: Do you know what the average speed of a fart coming out of your butt is?
Me:
Derek: Don't try and do it!
Me:
Derek: Stop it!
Me: Five miles per hour?
Derek: Seven miles per hour. As if you could gauge it, asshole.
April 2013
16 posts
Going out with my paper friends is the most fun...
9-ish mile hike today, despite the rain
And it was awesome.
I was soaked to the bone, in a jacket that was too big for me, with frozen hands, but it was the best day. I really needed to get out of Athens.
Tomorrow, I'm getting out of Athens. Finally.
I’m going to wake up early, have some coffee and drive up to North Georgia.
I entered brat mode this morning when I was thinking of how awful it’s going to be Friday when Derek and his roommates are “preparing” for the Slightly Stoopid concert, and I haven’t been able to exit that mindset.
I'm going to take up smoking next semester.
Coffee and cigarettes.
Hungover as fuck.
Didn’t smoke last night, but I got really drunk and gave peanuts to strangers.
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I never want to go out anymore.
Derek and his house are going to Graham’s for a 4/20 party. I don’t want to go to that.
Then, everyone will probably go downtown. It’s cold and I’m tired and I don’t want to do that.
But at the same time, I don’t have a reason not to go out…so I feel like I should go. But I don’t want to.
Right now, I feel dead-tired.
After two interview in two days, on top of homework and realizing that my lack of time for school has probably put me in the B-range for all of my classes, all I want to do is sleep.
But at the same time, I’d rather take advantage of having a weekend to drink and hang out with my friends. So I’m going to drag myself to the office, find out if I got managing editor, had to the IM...
Urge to purge →
I’m watching GOT with my headphones in while Derek’s watching Deadliest Warrior with his in, right next to each other.
I can dig it.
Aw, Taylor just called me his soul mate.
One date to Moe’s and suddenly we’re real friends <3
My mind is blank.
And I have a 10-page proposal to write.
March 2013
21 posts
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Tonight
I wrote something for TC
Ate a grapefruit
Watched She’s All That
Posted stories
And now it’s tomorrow.
Just submitted something to Thought Catalog.
So there’s that.
“In April, I went to Los Angeles to shoot a porn movie for Digital Playground....”
– Stoya
First full-on tearful breakdown in the office tonight…
So yeah, that was great.
What is it with people getting engaged?
It’s really freaking me out to see people I knew in like middle school getting ready to be married.
Adulthood…woah.
Sometimes I look back at pictures from early high school and can’t believe how fat I look.
Then this little voice in my head says, “You weren’t fat. You just didn’t hate your body back then.”
Spring break is great.
Except for the fact that I have to share a twin bed with Derek with Jennifer and Josh in a twin bed not even two feet away…
I’m definitely not getting any this break.
All the things I said last night are making it super tempting to curl up on the library floor and cry…
Cool.
Hopefully my Italian teacher will appreciate...
“Se io fossi un genere il film, sarei una commedia romantica perchè la mia vita l’amore è un gioco.”
…even if the Italian probably isn’t 100 percent correct.
High people just make me angry.
I’m totally cool with smoking, but to enjoy it — and to enjoy other high people’s company — I have to start at zero with everyone else. I can’t come into situations where everyone is already gone and I have to catch up.
That’s just not fun for me.
And I wish I didn’t care, or I was just content with being sober while everyone else giggles at...
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Naughty bits all hair free...
and in pain.
But I got a lovely apricot sugar scrub, so that’s nice.
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I'm going to Alaska.
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Derek just asked me to go with him to Alaska.
It would be next summer, after he graduates. Honestly I would love to go.
The only problem is it would be $800.
Going into my senior year, I don’t know how I would be able to afford that.
If that building actually got boarded up because Chet and I hooked up in it, I’d be so proud of myself.
“We should get stoned and have sex more often.”
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I want to be best friends with Derek's second...
She is just one of the coolest, nicest people I have ever met.
February 2013
35 posts
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